A lawyer, a priest, and an engineer play golf every week.
One day, they’re stuck behind the slowest group they’ve ever seen—balls flying into traps, roughs, water, you name it.
Frustrated, they storm into the clubhouse and ask the manager:
“What’s with that group? They’re holding up the whole course!”
The manager replies,
“They’re retired firefighters. They lost their eyesight saving children from a burning orphanage. We let them play for free for charity.”
The priest says,
“I feel terrible. I’ll take a collection at church for their families.”
The lawyer adds,
“I’ll see if my firm can help them get compensation for their injuries.”
The engineer pauses, then says:
“Why can’t they play at night?”
💀💡 Engineers: Solving problems you didn’t want solved.
🚓 “The Best Excuse Ever”
A senior citizen was cruising in his brand-new Mercedes—
100 mph… 120… 140… 170!
He looks in the mirror—yep, flashing lights.
Suddenly he thinks,
“I’m too old for this nonsense.”
He pulls over.
The officer walks up and says,
“Sir, it’s Friday, my shift ends in 10 minutes. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The old man says:
“Years ago, my wife ran off with a cop… I thought you were bringing her back.”
The officer blinked.
Then smiled.
“Have a good day, sir.” 😅